If I were one and you were too
We'd end up in the local Zoo
Where W. Cs are free
No queues for entry
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We are closely related, gorillas and I, and use the same facilities
We may be closely related but I think I'd be a bit nervous using a Gorilla toilet. I'd probably fall down it! I'll check the technical details with our local Zoo.
I just meant that we both urinate in the trees. : -)
That's the best laugh I've had today! Of course you are quite right. It's lads like you and Wes that make me so cheerful. actually we have two toilets so the occasion rarely arises though we do have some handy trees in our garden and not much danger of discovery!