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Jesus

Last time two thousand and twenty years ago as told by Julius and Augustus Caesar, he was a cool dude doing some hippie stuff. The seers drinking holy beers saw him coming in a flying saucer all the way from heaven to appear at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Dude arrived like a wizzard in a winnowing basket. The tot was already hi tech didnt want to bother surrogate mom Mary the....ummm....the maiden, with stuff like morning sickness, bloating and cravings. So kid just arrived next to Joe and old Joe's jokes became stale.
Old Joe, drank a drum of ale and had no illicit brewed ale to sale the next morn.
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