That cricket bat, yea, the one thats over there?
It's english willow, daftie, so mind, don't hit yer head.
The kettle on the counter...where else would I darn put it?
What? a home? Darn no use, kids these days...
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wow..why did the dying take so long..? ..i thought i was watching one of those Goodwilla movies..it is better right when the lights goes out..i knows..iip