I Lost My Ferret On Christmas…., 
And I’m goin’ crazy…., 
Searchin’ for it……, 
I’ll give a big reward…., 
To whoever finds it….., 
Last year I misplaced my turtle….., 
But I got over that hurdle….., 
Is their a ferret finding service….., ? ? ? 
Now I’m so damn nervous…., 
And it’ll make my holiday bliss-less……, 
Cause I Lost My Ferret On Christmas…..,                
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
 
                    