I Found Her Poem by Simon Chamoun

It was four months into our relationship
She decided the time is right to upgrade our trip
It was time for Level Two so she untightened the grip
On a gorgeous golden booty freed one with a twist of her hip

I fell in love right on the spot
For she was the very first
Gorgeous girl I've ever met
With a fart that can melt
Any man's heart
And that was what I felt

I found the only girl
On the face of this Earth
With a fart that smells worst
Than anything my arse could burst