I fell in love with a couch potato
But it didn't have eyes for me.
I tried to talk about Marx and Plato
But it was deaf to philosophy.
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This is a clever poem, but it's not clear why the protagonist had eyes for the couch potato in the first place.
This is funny. I wouldn't say it's true that the writer was actually in love though since everything said about his 'love' was negative. Very cute though! Sincerely, Mary