I'd Rather Have Wieners Comments

Wieners are what I call male friends. They keep me energetic, lively and spunky. They motivate me to be me. Wieners at times are flirty, easy going, free spirited, joyful and just a lot of fun.
As for me, I am very selective. I am wanted by many, so I observe all. And when I choose, I choose only the finest.

I'd rather have wieners because I have learned when I want a steak instead, it ends up being a process. I experience a transformation process which goes from happiness to hurt.
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