I Cannot Fix The Kitchen Sink. Comments

Did one of your dreads get stuck down there? : -) I liked the cadence of this piece, The frustration was palpable.

Did you try taking apart the U trap in the cabinets below? ? ? You're gonna wanna have a bucket under there ready to catch the water once you unscrew the nuts. There's probably a clump of nasty crud plugging things up down there. 9 out of 10 times when the sink backs up its because the trap is full. Call me later today and I'll help you

A very funny and sad poem! Can't help you there and our plumbers always seem to hide when you really need them! I sink you have zee problem zair! Being lazy I'd prob just squirt in a bit of air freshener! Tom Billsborough