I always have a rational reason to light up a fag
But to think up thirty reasons per day is becoming such a drag
Sometimes I must start an argument to give me a half decent one
So if you see me itching for a fag, you'd better start to run!
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There's an endless list of reasons to smoke, my favorite one being its effect on my health. My lungs deserve to be blackened by deliciously toxic smoke.