Humping Play Poem by Lamar Cole

He found her just in time.
As she was drinking her last glass of red wine.
Earlier they had a fight.
And she had stepped out for the night.

He found her at the local bar.
Where some guy was treating her like a star.
He had to step in.
This guy did not look like no friend.

He looked like he was trying to get her drunk.
So that he could take her home to hump.
So he sent the guy on his way.
And the guy got no humping play.