Human Beans (Limerick) Poem by Spock the Vegan

Human Beans (Limerick)

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There once was a woman from Veneto
Who told police trash can had bambino
But when they looked there
There was not a hair
Instead what they found was a burrito

Human Beans (Limerick)
Monday, April 10, 2017
Topic(s) of this poem: baby,food,funny,humor,trash,woman
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Kim Barney 13 July 2017

How did I miss this one earlier? A very clever title, considering the contents of the poem. Sometimes the real news is funnier than anything we could think up.

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Spock The Vegan 13 July 2017

Thanks, Kim. Considering the foul ups of this site, missing something is commonplace.

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Wes Vogler 12 April 2017

A woman once (came from Veneto) Said a baby was trashed (a la meato) Police sought the body... It was pretty shoddy... But only a chili burrito (I tidied it up a bit)

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Spock The Vegan 12 April 2017

Yes you did. Not entirely in language that I understand, though.

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