We are masters and mistresses of disguise, and most adept at looking normal.
We have excellent eyesight, might still wear glasses, and may or may not have mentally undressed you, while looking you straight in the eyes and without you knowing.
We are highly fashion conscious, and dress so badly we neither make statements nor try to be ahead of our time.
We are experts in the bedroom; however this only applies to the subtle moving and positioning of furniture.
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I'd take you to task about the shallow and the deep and the strong and the weak, Dean, but well said.