How To Get Frustrated Poem by Esther Moe

Searching for a new mattress
Puts me in a spell
Not knowing what to buy
I give up and say, 'What the hell! '

So hard to decide
Plush? firm? coil count?
What I'm really concerned about
Is the dollar amount

Should I keep my old mattress?
Should I buy a new one?
When it comes down to it
Can I still sleep in my old one?

I don't know what to do
But I can tell you its not fun
Shopping for a new mattress
Makes me want to buy none