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Just get me something on the dollar menu.
OK, deer balls..
What?
They're under a buck.
*rolling eyes

I like you.
Oh, sure - how many girls have you said THAT too?
Lots.
Huh?
I've told lots of your friends that I like you.

I was thinking of you.
Aw.
In my time of horny-ness.
Euw!


Wanna know how to flirt with a queer girl?
? ?
Just keep talkin.. =]

I heard you like bad girls - It's your lucky day - I'm bad at EVERYTHING.
*winks with both eyes