How to become a performance poet:
First spike up your hair and get it dyed blue.
You must make an impression. Go for it!
Hire someone who plays the didgeridoo.
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Great! And so blooming true! And they exist for they dwell on here!
Went to a Swansea poetry performance festival one and ONLY once for it was b l o o d y
awful. I was looking for a razor blade to slash my wrists with. Truly pants.
And the beer was terrible too!
So yes your poem hits that poetry nail on the head and I can relate to.
A full score Dominic and so, so, so satirically deserved.
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Great! And so blooming true! And they exist for they dwell on here! Went to a Swansea poetry performance festival one and ONLY once for it was b l o o d y awful. I was looking for a razor blade to slash my wrists with. Truly pants. And the beer was terrible too! So yes your poem hits that poetry nail on the head and I can relate to. A full score Dominic and so, so, so satirically deserved.