Kim Barney

Kim Barney

I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
Kim Barney
I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
Thursday, January 19, 2023

How Pleasant To Know Old Man Kim Comments

Rating: 5.0

It's so pleasant to know old man Kim.
There are very few people like him.
If you tell him he's funny,
would he give you some money?
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Smoky Hoss 30 March 2023

You actually are very funny! ! ! Now... where's my check? !

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Kim Barney 30 March 2023

Ha! Slim chance! Thanks for the comment, Smoky!

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Sylvia Frances Chan 26 January 2023

I repeat your two concluding lines: would he give you some money? The chances of that are quite slim. and I have added now with: and Kim has done his utmost best to the brim. Since he was born in a BANK? Amazing Limerick, Kim!

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Sylvia Frances Chan 26 January 2023

CONGRATS being ranked on number 25 in the Top 100 of The Best Member poems! Thank you for sharing this Limerick, Kim.

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Hi Kim, I have declared the results. Please see my ‘poem' "How Pleasant to Know". Thank you.

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May I request Rob Lamberton to post his Limerick as a poem on HIS page, so that more of could read it. However, it does not qualify for THIS contest, for it needs to be "Self-Promoting"

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If other "contestants" don't mind.

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There are now four entries. By Kim, Cowboy, Bri and Belle. As Jayne has mentioned that she has shared hers, and I could not find it in her poems, I will wait for another day. I Kim

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Rob Lamberton 24 January 2023

Let me try again: I once tried to meet old man Kim They say he was gone to the gym Though I didn't meet him Perhaps you could greet him It's important for Kim to stay slim

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Rob Lamberton 24 January 2023

Perhaps you could greet him It's great for Kim to stay slim

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Rob Lamberton 24 January 2023

Though I didn't meet him

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Rob Lamberton 24 January 2023

They say he was gone to the gym

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Rob Lamberton 24 January 2023

I once tried to meet old man Jim

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Rose Marie Juan-austin 24 January 2023

A well crafted and cleverly executed limerick. Very entertaining as always, Kim. To my fav.

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Geeta Radhakrishna Menon 24 January 2023

Amazing five liner that rhymes with music. Loved it Kim. Top score + To my favourite

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Kim Barney 24 January 2023

To your favorites, even? Thank you so much!

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Geeta Radhakrishna Menon 24 January 2023

How pleasant to read your poem Kim! . Even without any money, , i would vote for you as the finest fun poet in Poem Hunter.

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Kim Barney 24 January 2023

Dear Geeta, what lavish praise! I am indebted to you.

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Limerick is a five-liner poem, with specific rhyme scheme, and more importantly and essentially, humorous! Any more takers?

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Kim Barney 23 January 2023

The deadline has passed, Sir Moderator Judge. Who is the winner?

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Jayne Louise Davies 21 January 2023

Love this Kim! I've just added mine : )

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Kim Barney 22 January 2023

Jayne, Thank you very much for the comment.

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Belle Wassermeister 23 January 2023

Did you mean that you had added a self-promoting limerick of your own? If so, I couldn't find it! I love your other poems, though!

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Jayne Louise Davies 24 January 2023

Yes Belle x Mine is called How pleasant to know this old girl Jayne x

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I could not find your entry for the contest yet, Jayne. Could you please look into? For, Kim has reminded me to give my decision on the winning entry.

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Susan Williams 21 January 2023

my friend---you make hearts happy---may your pen keep busy and fill poemhunter land with joy and friendship

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Kim Barney 22 January 2023

Susan, you make ME happy with your generous and pleasant comments. Thank you!

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Bri Edwards 20 January 2023

I'm expected to follow 'the crowd' and write a similar poem about me. Yeah, ME! ! Can you imagine a boasting poem about me being ONLY 5 LINES long? ? ? ! Hardly! ! bri ;)

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Kim Barney 22 January 2023

I didn't imagine it, but you DID it, Bri. Thanks for participating.

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Cowboy Ron Williams 23 January 2023

Oh, Bri, five lines should be more than plenty for you. You have NOTHING to brag about! : ) : ) : )

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We all know well that Bri could write a Mahakaavyam boasting about himself. But I will request him not to give a try.

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Bri Edwards 20 January 2023

So now we have at least 3 'How Pleasant To Know....' poems on PH: from Belle Wassermeister, Cowboy Ron Williams, AND Kim Barney. Actually, the chances that Kim will part with money are EXTREMELY limited. : )

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Belle Wassermeister 26 January 2023

Bri, Kim gave away hundreds of dollars with his contests a few years ago.

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I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit
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