Would you give a gnome a home?
Sit him down on sculpted foam?
Find a pleasant shaded spot,
Not too cold, and not to hot.
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When a gnome's got to go, it's time to send them on that trip even via the luxury continental 7 countries in 9 days garbage skip.
Really funny, with great rhythm and flow. a lovely, sassy write!
There's no place like gnome. Still laughing, the funniest poem I've read in a long time, Great, I shall put this in my favourite list Chortle Thanks for making my day BB: O)
Ha, very funny Owain - great poem, but no thanks, no gnomes for me.
PHAHAHA! love the humourus pieces respite required appreciated very much cheers they do give me the willys