Homeland Security Poem by Professor Poetry Hound
Homeland Security
I bought a Doberman puppy last Tuesday
and named him Sal, short for Salvation.
My busybody neighbor said the name was
disgraceful and blasphemous. I told her to
mind her own bloody business, but she
wouldn’t let up.
So I prayed to Jesus and I asked him to
please get Satan to bonk her over the head
with a croquet mallet (not too hard) .
I think it’s important to incorporate Jesus
in our daily lives like that. Not that we
should talk about him all the time and
annoy everyone. But we should keep him
in a state of readiness for deployment.
That way, when someone messes with us,
we can call in an air strike from Jesus.
This is outstanding Hound. One can't read this without seeing it as a comment on the Bush Jr. Foriegn Policy. Subtle and to the point. A wonderful read.
PROFESSOR HD...TIS A FINE EXECUTION OF ETHEREAL TRANSFIGURATIONS..THE QUESTION TO BE BROUGHT TO THE ALTAR NOW IS DID PERHAPS YOU SEND YOUR PRAYER TO THE GOOD MAN, WHILST HIS ATTENTIONS MIGHT HAVE BEEN AFOCUS ON 06/06/06? AHHH, JUST BE WOOFIN' WITH YA NOW....CREATIVE WORK IN TRUE''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''FRANK
A croquet mallet? Just when I think you can't get any funnier. This is why I love ya Prof. Hugs Anna xxx
Gott mit uns! I love the dry banality in this. It does reinforce the thrust.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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10/30/2025 4:32:26 PM # 1.0.0
Hey Prof. Is this the one you said you didn't write yesterday and didn't want us to comment on? Tell us when you don't write another one. Funny stuff.