He was arrested for hitting the nail on the head.
The plaintiff, a 2 and 1/4 inch (7d)
blunt diamond point with a counter-sink,
was said to have had a history of litigious behavior.
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Anyone in the middle of home renovations that has become stressful should read this, it brings humour into the situation. Hope I caught your drift.
It sounds like an episode of CSI. Awesome write, Sonny... very clever! Brian