Hiking Poem by Steve Howard

Off she went hiking,
with her friends, just a few,
bird watching for sparrows,
a titmouse or two.
She hugged up a bunny,
then grabbed her a bear.
The bear didn't like it,
but she seemed unaware.
When the bear threw her down,
and proceeded to chew,
she said, "My oh my,
would you just look at you!
If I knew you were hungry,
I'd have brought the whole crew."
She said, "I'm saving the planet.
It's the right thing to do,
to be returning to nature,
even if as bear poo.