'PLEASE DO NOT BEND' was written in red,
on the envelope. That's what it said.
So to pick up this letter,
is a real upsetter,
...
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Ernestine, Hope you had the correct postage on it.Gas Board was it.Theyre the only 'Red' ones that I ensure never ger read. Sid John xxx
Ernestine, I had to read this over three times before it finally made sense to me. But it was well worth the reread(s) upon finally getting it. Well done! ! Brian
This is very clever... Perhaps you could try your toes? LOL love, Allie xxxxxx
A real break-through, ah! , What did I just say? Well I can see that you bent the words in the right dirrecti...ah, no that won't work You managed to curve...no! I know what This poem has been well placed and is well positioned with a straight objective Love duncan X
My problem would be that even if it DIDN'T say don't bend - I wouldn't be able to bend! VERY funny, Ernestine!
That's funny! Maybe you can get a stick with tape on the end.
Ernestine...today is your lucky day as your own personal HELPMAN is on call all day, today....(that would be me) .Problem solved....Go to the kitchen, open your utensil dray...remove the Spatchler...go back to the front door...Slide the Spaatcler underthe envelope& raise slowly to your hand.BAM! ...problem solved, compliments of HELPMAN(that would be me) Oh, YES...Very clever and amusing piece...Nice Work'''''''''''''''''''''''''FRANK
OMG OMG OMG OMG do not panic. This can be solved with an IRON (chemical symbol Fe, because Ferrets produce iron) just iron it for about an hour and nobody will ever know! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Love, DKDAVIDIAKARTINA **********please read and review my poems please ******************