Ill try not to scar you with my words
But theres an issue i wish to be heard
Warning it may leave thoughts that scar
But ill start from this point, thus far
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This may be a universal concept held by men as I too have considered this although most takers would be loathed especially as I've never played, not even fully clothed. I'd reach and stretch with the other stinkers, but end up beneath that collapsed pile, with the other sinkers.
Now, who wears the trousers in your house.....Or not, as the case might be, good fun poem, loved it.
This could all end in tears...of laughter!