Grandma Jean Poem by Kelvin Rush

Grandma Jean



Imagine the scene when Grandma Jean
Came round to our house for tea
She drank all the wine and fell asleep
Then the cat pissed on her knee

When she woke up she was all shook up
I've wet myself she cried
When mum explained it wasn't her pee
Thank god for that she replied

Kelvin Rush
Sunday, December 15, 2019
Topic(s) of this poem: family
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