Frozen Chocolate Poem by Phil Soar

It lay there in the freezer like Walt Disney
Waiting for a cure or something warmer
And even though 12 months might seem a lifetime
I guess that it would quite prefer the former

A chocolate bar that's almost been forgotten
Laying on the shelf close to the back
Gone a little mouldy and disfigured
Developing some quite external cracks

Yet still for Chocoholics it is wasteful
To throw it in the waste and not regret it
So a quick defrost will make it all seem better
And teach you never ever to forget it