From Rudolph Poem by Michael Walkerjohn

(How to prepare bulls eyes for dinner)

Not quite as easy a skinning a cat!
How many adjectives, nouns, and verbs does
it take to choke out a two-thousand-pound bull?
Any one out there thought about such schist as
this? Not in this lifetime! Phuuck! Not in any
lifetimes the salt licks you have turned out
to be… Lots and lots of salt licks! Each
one of you are just phuucked! Good
luck though! Should not have had
the last corona concoction escape!
What next?
Are you donkey/monkey/apes
still gonna continue this:

"Dirt Circus"?

"Remember me for what I am
Sharpened teeth and scratchy hands
Remember also what I'm not
Kind of deed and kind in thought
Regard me as a filthy clown
Drifting homeless through your town
The circus shites me out and then
You come to scrape me up again
Pity me
Shitty me
Oh, pity me
Excuse the mess I leave behind
Confetti, streamers, bits of mind
Paint the walls of my circus tent
This sorrow schtick is time we'll spent
Regard me as a filthy clown
Drifting homeless through your town
The circus shites me out and then
You come to scrape me up again
Pity me
Shitty me
Oh, pity me"

Opsonin; Chinese Boxing; Gunga Din!
"Who is that better man? Way or I?
Pearl's private' pubic' public'…
Just what is a "Republic"?
Banana, ' Bandana, ' Bat'!
What is in your guano?
Want to mano-e-mano Wayo?
Oh, it is Wei-Know; ‘lil' oscar!
Shaggy' baggy' haggis and grits
What you gonna do when the 19…
gives you the shites! Just schist?
You gonna use that other butt wiper
beer to cleanse your little brown asp whole!
How do you have one of those you ask?
You did send me a wish list last x-mass?
Said in it you really wanted a good
thorough and deep penetration!
From Rudolph!