(freeverse) * Dotty Definitions # 35 Poem by WES Vogler

EARTHQUAKES
When we have earthquakes cows are considered
to be hazardous.What do you do with milkshakes
when you have more than enough?


WAITERWAITER!
Waiter, how do you prepare your chicken?
Oh we just tell 'em you're gonna die.


DISPOSAL UNIT
Mom!Mom!Why can't we get a disposal unit?
Shut up and keep on chewing.


TEASING
How do you tease a piece of fruit?
Ba-na-na-NA-na!


BUSY BUSY BUSY
Busier than a one-toothed man in a
corn-on-the-cob eating contest


* free verse... prose on a poem site