(free Versedotty Definitions# 20 Poem by WES Vogler

TELEPHONE RESPONSE AT A MENTAL CLINIC
If you suffer from obsessive-compulsive complex
PRESS onerepeatedly
If you have multiple-personality disorder
PRESS 2 and 3 and 4
If you are delusional
PRESS 5 and you will be transferred to the mother ship
If you have short-term memory loss
PRESS 6
If you have short term memory loss
PRESS 6
If you have short term memory loss
PRESS 6........


MAN EATING MONSTERS
MEM #1Tommy was sent home from school today
MEM #2 What did he do>
MEM #1 He was caught buttering up the teacher


KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Weirdo
Weirdo who?
Weirdo deer and the antelope play


SUBMARINE CORP
Patrick O'Brien was thrown out of the submarine corp
He insisted on sleeping with the windows open.


THREE ELDERLY LADIES
It's windy today
No... it's thursday
So am I. Let's go get a drink



*(free verse... prose on a poet siteone