(free Verse) *not Only Insulting But In Rather Poor Taste # 2 Poem by WES Vogler

Do you know how to keep a Mafia chieftain from drowning?
No.
Good.


Did you hear about the Newfie jigsaw puzzle?
It has two pieces with instructions


How do you sink a Japanese submarine?
Rap sharply on the hatch


Why do Puertoricans wear pointy shoes?
To get at the cockroaches in the corners.


Would you vote for Trump in the next election?
No.
You are cleared to vote in the next election.


*free verse... prose on a poem site