(free Verse) * Dotty Definitions # 8 Poem by WES Vogler

SATISFACTORY
He had a date with a southern belle. When he picked
her up at home she was wearing a low cut tight fitting gown.
That's a heck of a gown.
Sho 'nough?
Sure does.


MATRIMONY
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free


STATURE
I want a dog of stature...
does this one have a pedigree?
Lady, if this dog could talk, he
wouldn't speak to either of us.


APPEARANCES
(two girls on the beach)
Ooh...now there is a fine looking man.
I don't know... I have a girl friend who
married a man who has a two-car garage
but he just keeps a bicycle in it.


TAILORING
How do you like your new suit?
The jacket's not bad but the pants
are a little loose around the armpits.


* free verse... prose on poetry sites