ASSASSINATE
It was his last meal and you should have
seen what the assassin ate.
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Adolph
Adolph who?
A dolf ball hid me in da moud... why you
dink I dock dis way?
ACROSS
A motorist at 80 mph tried to beat a train
to an intersection. He got across all right,
A beautiful marble one.
SPOONERISM
While visiting in the country the reverend
Spooner complemented his host on his
'nosey little cook'
ACOUSTIC
What you use to shoot pool wit
*free verse... prose on a poem site
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Very funny ones. I have used acoustic before. Like it a lot.
and you will use it again ta