(free Verse) *dotty Definitions # 54 Poem by WES Vogler

HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE
What do they call the children of
the ladies of the evening?
brothel sprouts


LARGE FAMILIES
The reason people used to have large families
was with the hope one of them would not turn
out like the rest.


THE CROSS-EYED DOCTOR
The cross-eyed doctor's assistant admonished
him: "You really should do something about your
eyes, doctor."
"Oh dear... have I gone and vaccinated you again? "


OFFICE TEMP
All of her jobs have been temporary.
As soon as the boss's wife sees her... she's gone


MEASURE OF A COOK
It is not a good cook who cannot
lick her own fingers


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