ENTERTAINMENT
"Let's have a friendly game of cards."
"Heck with that. Let's play some bridge.
AWAKENING
I woke up with an intense desire to indulge in
vigorous exerciseI lay abed until sanity
made its eventual re-appearance.
DIVORCE
I always pay my alimony promptly.
I am taking no chances on being re-possessed.
UNATTRACTIVE
Death came to claim her... took a look at
her ugly face... and tiptoed quietly out of the room
BIG SISTER
My sister is so fat and disgusted she tried committing
suicide and missed with the harpoon.
*free verse... prose on a poem site
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
I'm an ugly woman. I may ive hundreds of years.: -)
Yes you are a woman and you have no sense of humour and you are very religious... you are qualified to vote for our dear Mister Trump next year