WILDLIFE
(1)A man shot a woodpecker
"How could you do such a heartless thing? "
"I just got sick of yelling... 'Come in! '"
(2)We gave our budgie a sip of brandy.
He tore two bars off his cage and chased
the cat round the condo.
(3) A bunch of Geese are flying in formation.
"Why do we always have to follow Murray? "
"Because he has the map."
THE CIRCUS
Did you hear about the man on the trapeze
who caught his wife in the act?
DAS SHEEP
Virgin wool cames from sheep that are very fast
on their feet.
*free verse... prose on a poem site
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Keep 'em coming. .
getting a little tense I may have to desert the site for a bit familial problems