THE OSTRICH
The ostrich is the biggest bird alive
The ostrich is also the biggest bird dead.
COMMERCE
"I just got a puppy for my little brother."
"Whoa... that sounds like a pretty good trade."
SOCCER
Two seagulls were flying over a football match
"Heck of a crowd down there."
"Yes... it kind of takes the fun out of it, doesn't it? "
EASTER
A rooster found a bunch of brightly colored Easter eggs
"When I catch that peacock he's for it! "
HEAVENLY RESIDENTS
A black died and approached god with a question.
"Did you know there was a Polish pope? "
"Of course, my son."
"Do you think there will ever be a black pope? "
"Certainly my son but not while I'm god."
*free verse... prose on a poem site
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Wes, once more you find the right time to spring a funny one. i really needed that. Thank you for sharing Encore! Encore!
so happy to oblige luv