(free Verse) *dotty Definitions # 50 Poem by WES Vogler

OWNER OF THREE HOUNDS
He called them Whitey, Brownie and Iturbi
Whitey was the fastest
Brownie was the hungriest
Iturbi was the pee-inest


FUNNY-LOOKING DOG
"Your dog has the flattest nose I have ever seen."
"He got it from chasing parked cars."


PSYCHIATRY
He thought he was a dog and went to a psychiatrist
for months on end..
"How are you doing with that shrink? "
"I think I'm making great strides... just feel my nose! "


SPECIALIST
My doctor is such a fency-shmency
Now he won't even make hospital calls.


DOG GONE
The speedster ran down and killed an old dog.
His mastewas standing right there with a shot gun.
"Er.. would fifty dollars settle this, do you think? "
"I dunno."
"How about seventy-five?okay? "
"It's a deal."
"Sorry to have ruined your hunting."
"Wasn't huntin'...just goin' into the woods
to shoot muh old dog."


*free verse... prose on a poem site