(free Verse) *dotty Definitions # 49 Poem by WES Vogler

IDENTIFICATION
What do you call two men hanging over a window?
Kurt 'n Rod.


MISDIRECTION
Why did the ram run over the cliff?
He didn't see the ewe turn.


KNOCKKNOCK
"Who's there? "
"Ivor."
"Ivor who? "
"Ivor you open the door or I'll climb in the window."


DIFFERENTIAL
"What's the difference between a butcher
and a nightwatchman?
"One weighs a steak and the other.........."
(do you qualify as a certified punster?)


WHY DID THE CHICKEN
"... Cross the building site? "
"She wanted to see the man laying bricks."


*free verse... prose on a poem site