(free Verse) *dotty Definitions# 47 Poem by WES Vogler

OCEANOGRAPHY
What sits on the ocean bed and trembles?
A nervous wreck.

SOUTH AMERICA
How do you respond to an untruth in South America?
"I don't Bolivia."


HALLOWE'EN
What do you call
a one-legged witch?
Eileen


DIFFERENCE
What's the difference between a drizzly day and a lion
with a toothache?
One pours with rain and the other..... .... .....


WHAT DO YOU GET
What do you get when you cross a lake with a leaky boat?
About half way across



*free verse... prose on a poem site