(free Verse) * Dotty Definitions #45 Poem by WES Vogler

SAFARI
"That lion was taken on father's last safari."
"It's rather lumpy... what was it stuffed with? "
"Father, actually."

ETHNICITY
"Why do Newfies have pock-marked faces? "
"From learning how to use a fork."

BREEDING
"Breeding's everything, don't you think, chap? "
"No not really ... but it's heaps of fun."

THE HUMAN BRAIN
They say we only use one quarter of our brain
Paddy wants to know how we can be trained
to use the other quarter.

ACCUMULATION
"How do Brooklynites count their money? "
"One... two... another one... another one."


*free verse... prose on a poem site