(free Verse) *dotty Definitions #44 Poem by WES Vogler

DOCTORDOCTOR
"Doctor doctor... the people in this ward are nuts! "
"Ah yes, but we do have a variety.. for instance,
The fellow in the corner is a walnut and the one
next to him is a pistachio."


MEDICAL DEFINITIONS
Cauterize...Made eye contact with her
Bacteria... rear door of a cafeteria
Caesarian section.. district in Rome
Dilate... live to a ripe old age
Intense pain... torture in a teepee


THE ESTIMATE
I am prepared to pay you fifteen dollars a week
That wasn't much of a preparation


TATTLE TALE
I saw a tall dark man kissing your wife
Did he have red hair and wear goggles
Yes he did
That was Freddie ..he'll kiss anybody


TOTAL STRANGER
He threw his arms around her and kissed her
passionatley again and again
Oh dear.. my mother told me not to talk to
strangers.
Now you know why
(this story has a familiar ring to it)


*free verse... prose on a poem site