(free Verse) *dotty Definitions #43 Poem by WES Vogler

THE BALD BOYFRIEND
He has a 'heavenly head' for there is no parting there.


THE BARBER
The barber refused payment by the priest
"You do god's work."
The next morning he received a dozen bibles.

The barber refused payment by the police
"You protect us."
The next morning he received a dozen donuts.

The barber refused payment by a lawyer
"Yourepresent justice."
The next morning a dozen lawyers were lined p
for free haircuts.


THE PERMANENT WAVE
My husband gave me a permanent wave
He never came back


THE MEDICAL PROFESSION
"Doctor I need some stimulation.Something to
put me in a fighting mood."
"Why don't I present my bill? "

"Doctor I keep thinking I am a dog."
Lie down on the couch and we'll talk about it."
"Oh, I'm not allowed on the couch."


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