(free Verse)*dotty Definitions #38 Poem by WES Vogler

HOUSE DETECTIVE
"Pardon me, miss.. do you have a gentleman in your room? "
(in her best Mae West voice) "Just a moment... I'll ask him."


REVOLVER
lady: "I would like to buy a pistol. It's for my husband."
clerk: "Does he have a preferance in pistols? "
lady: "Good heavens! ... he doesn't even know
I'm going to shoot him."


BY DEFINITION
One woman talking is a monologue
Two women talking is a catalogue



ORDER IN THE COURT
"You say this man forced his attentions on you.
Did he never manage to touch your heart? "
"That's about the only thing he didn't touch


"So this stranger right there in the church
persisted whilst there you did perch?
Did he ne'er touch your heart? "
"That remained the one part
Of anatomy missed in his search."

(limericised upon further reflection)) "




COMPLIMENTS
"Oh my dear! You look like you were made
for that dress, "
"I should have held out for a fur coat."


*free verse... prose on a poem site