(free Verse) *dotty Definitions #37 Poem by WES Vogler

WAITERWAITER
Waiter, what is this soup?
It's bean soup. sir.
I don't care what it's been... what is it now?

Waiter, you are not fit to feed a pig
I am doing my best, sir


HILLBILLY at the HOTEL
"Er, sir... before going to your room would you mind scraping
the mud off your shoes? "
"Whut shoes? "


VACATION
I went on a vacation for change and rest
The waiter got my change and the hotel got the rest


LONDON TOURIST
"Rain rain rain .. fog ..fog... When do you
have your summer? "
Guide: " I say, that's rather a tricky question.
I believe last year it was a Wednesday."


*free verse... prose on a poem site