(free Verse) *dotty Definitions# 28 Poem by WES Vogler

FRECKLES
My sister has so many freckles the mosquitoes
go crazy tryna find a place to bite


JUVENILE DELINQUENT
He was not a juvenile delinquent. He was merely a
precocious little chap with homicidal tendencies.


A MISINTERPRETATION
Auntie Tess: "I wear this special dress to teas."
Little Willie: "aw gwan... at your age who
you gonna tease? "


BANANA
Banana is quite easy to spell if you know when to quit.


EDUCATION
Teacher wrote on the board: 'I ain't had no fun
all summer.'"Now, Johnny, how shall I correct this?
Johnny:"Get yourself a boy friend."



*(free verse... prose on a poem site)