(free Verse)^ Dotty Definitions # 27 Poem by WES Vogler

TOMBSTONE INSCRIPTION
Three Times Married And Divorced
The Defense Rests


THE CLINIC
Wife and husband come into the clinic.Husband is
bent away over.
attendant: "Arthritis and complications? "
wife: "No.Do-it-yourself and concrete blocks."


HYDROGEN BOMB
Thanks to the hydrogen Bomb,
all men are now cremated equal.


DIETS
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.


EARNING POWER
I make approximately three hundred dollars a day.
Honestly?
That is beside the point.




*(free verse... prose on a poem site)