(free Verse) *dotty Definitions# 26 Poem by WES Vogler

EYEWEAR IN BLIGHTY
Where but in good old England would you
find a contact monocle?


LAWYERS
Judge:How is it you were unable to get a lawyer
to defend you?
Defendant:As soon as they found out I didn't steal
the money they wouldn't have anything to do with me.


ARTIST MODELS
Those posers painted when nude deserve a
lot of credit... those brushes tickle.


VANCOUVER CANUCKS
I have been watching the Vancouver Canucks hockey
team. One of the finest aggravations in Canada.


FREE VERSE
Roses are red
Violet is blue
You guessed it.. Violet is a nudist in Alaska


*(free verse... prose on a poem site)