(free Verse) *dotty Definitions # 22 Poem by WES Vogler

CONTRACEPTIVE
What does a German use for a contraceptive?
His own innate personality

HORSE FOOD
As the horse said as it came to the end of its nosebag:
"That's the last straw."

GOVERNMENT
"I ran into a U.F.O. today." "An Unidentified Flying Object? "
"No.I'm being audited. An Unconvinced
Federal Official."

TRAINS
I asked an official "What causes all the trembling and shaking
of a train? "He said "That's the french painter syndrome...
Too Loose La Track."(He wasn't very good at his last job as a
standup comedian either)

RACEHORSES
He entered his eight year old horse in a race for the first time.
The horse romped in a winner by ten lengths at 80 to one.
The stewards questioned him how come he had never
entered him before.
"Well, to tell you the truth we could never catch him before."

(which one of these five should I have thrown out?)


*free verse... prose on a poem site