(free Verse) *dotty Definitions# 19 Poem by WES Vogler

ALPHABET
One of my favorite programs was sponsored by
Lucky Strike Tobacco
It got so I recited my alphabet"IJK... LSMFT"

COUNT DRACULA
Who is Count Dracula's favorite chef?
Batty Crocker

LAMENTATIONS
Little Willie was really down when his dog passed away.
"Come on Willie you weren't this sad when gramma died."
"Yeah, but I never raised gramma from a pup."

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Piranha
Piranha who?
'Piranha Old Gray Bonnet....'

MATERNAL DEVOTUION
"Mama. do you love me? "
"Of course,my darling."
"Then why not lose daddy and marry the candy store man? "


*(free verse... prose on a poet site)