(free Verse) *dotty Definitions# 18 Poem by WES Vogler
(free Verse) *dotty Definitions# 18
CONVENTION
I brought my wife to the convention.
It was either that or kiss her goodbye.
THE ACCORDION AND THE BAGPIPES
If you drop an accordionand a set of bagpipes out of
a tenth story window which would hit first?
...Who cares?
THE WEDDING
I got an awful fright the day of my wedding.
I know... I've seen her.
DOGS, FLEET OF FOOT
The world's fastest dogs are in Alaska
Due, largely, to the fact the trees are so far apart.
THE TRUMPET and GORILLAS
Gorillas do not play the trumpet
They have a certain sensitivity
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8/24/2025 9:32:04 AM # 1.0.0
No comments at all on this one? Sorry, WEs, I don't log in that often anymore. Too many other things keeping me busy. I chuckled at the very first one. It's the best.