IRA AGENTS
A couple of IRA fellahs were driving over a rough country road
"Be careful, you'll set off the bomb, Paddy."
"Don't you worry, me lad...We've a spare bomb in the boot."
GODZILLA
I hear Godzilla swallowed a dress and got a frock in his throat
THE LIBRARY
Janey got an interesting book from the library
It was called HOW to HUG
Turned out it was volume eight of an encyclopedia
POKER
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Man-u-el
Man-u-el who?
Man-u-el be very sorry if you don't open this door
*(free verse... prose on a poet site)
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Like the Knock-knock the best but all funny! Sadly my American Dictionary only runs to two volumes. Mind you each one is 3 and half inches thick. Great for weight-lifting! But you wouldn't like to " hug" it for long.
three people supporting the strip ... I do appreciate it These dotty defs are laziness on my part not too much energy these days