(free Verse)*dotty Definitions# 15 Poem by WES Vogler

(free Verse)*dotty Definitions# 15

Rating: 5.0


IRA AGENTS
A couple of IRA fellahs were driving over a rough country road
"Be careful, you'll set off the bomb, Paddy."
"Don't you worry, me lad...We've a spare bomb in the boot."

GODZILLA
I hear Godzilla swallowed a dress and got a frock in his throat

THE LIBRARY
Janey got an interesting book from the library
It was called HOW to HUG
Turned out it was volume eight of an encyclopedia

POKER
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Man-u-el
Man-u-el who?
Man-u-el be very sorry if you don't open this door


*(free verse... prose on a poet site)

(free Verse)*dotty Definitions# 15
Friday, September 6, 2019
Topic(s) of this poem: fun,people
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
tom billsborough 07 September 2019

Like the Knock-knock the best but all funny! Sadly my American Dictionary only runs to two volumes. Mind you each one is 3 and half inches thick. Great for weight-lifting! But you wouldn't like to " hug" it for long.

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wes vogler 07 September 2019

three people supporting the strip ... I do appreciate it These dotty defs are laziness on my part not too much energy these days

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Kelly Kurt 06 September 2019

I'm enjoying these, (But Oogie will always be my favorite.)

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Kim Barney 06 September 2019

Right. Nothing beats Oogie.

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wes vogler 06 September 2019

we shall grow old together have a great day my friend

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Vancouver BC Canada
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