LUMPY
What is lumpy and dangerous?
Shark-infested Cream of Wheat
ELEPHANT
How do you know when there is an elephant
under your bed?
When your nose touches the ceiling.
GIRAFFE
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Smelly feet.
ZOMBIE
Zombies never have to be lonely
They can always dig up a few friends
TEENAGER
The last stage of life when you hope the phone call is for you
*(free verse... prose on a poet site)
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Wes you are a genius! ! !
hush .. there are jealous people here